When taking a sip of my unsweetened tea,
Myers: Mommy, there is something wrong with this tea.
Me: It isn't sweet tea. There is no sugar in it.
Myers: Well, it tastes like water tea.
After picking out a pair of shorts to wear,
Me: Go find the blue collared shirt that goes with these.
Myers: Mommy, there are no shirts in my drawer with collards on them.
While drawing with sidewalk chalk,
Myers: Mommy, I am making the porch prettiful.